Dis-Organized2015.05.18 humor electrician

Non-union electrician: "I've worked for this company for eight years, and I've been doing the work of three people. I want a raise!" 
     Contractor: "I can't give you a raise. But tell me who the other two people are. I'm firing them."

—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!