A CEO, a corporate lawyer and an office worker find themselves trapped in the company elevator. They’re stuck for hours, and, given their situation, their talk turns to thoughts of death. They start musing about being in a casket, their friends and family gathered around—and what they’d like to be said about them.
The CEO says, “I’d like people to say what a brilliant executive I was and, underneath my gruff and demanding exterior, that I was a really nice guy.”
The lawyer says, “I’d like people to say that I was a good person, that I never took advantage of anybody, and that I deeply loved my family.”
The worker says, “I’d like them to say: Look, he’s moving!”
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!