Under the Mattress? 2015.11.30 humor masked

A burglar enters a house in the middle of the night, but is interrupted when the owner awakes. Drawing his gun, the burglar says, “Don’t move or I’ll shoot. I’m hunting for your money.”
     “Let me turn on the light,” replies the victim. “And I’ll hunt with you.”

—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!