The Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of school, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" 2014.10.27humor-interview2
    The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
    The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
    The new graduate sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
    The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it." 

—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!